From Emazing.Com's Fun And Games Newsletter
One day a father decided he should talk to his 10-year-old son about the birds and the bees. He asked young Larry if he knew anything about this subject.
"No! I don't want to know! Please don't tell me!" his son implored, bursting into tears.
"Why, what's wrong son?" the confused father asked.
"When I was six, I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. When I was seven, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. Then when I was eight, I find out there's no Tooth Fairy." His son explained tearfully.
"But this is different." The father said.
The boy stared at him belligerently. "Well, if I find out that grownups don't really have sex, I'll have no hope left!"